Melania’s Guide to “Be Best” Parenting
The mysterious, oft-disappearing FLOTUS fantasizes about being a good mom, and realizes the answer is just outside the sinkhole: don't be like Donald.
Fiona Landers
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Fiona Landers is a writer, actor, and singer. Her writing has been featured in Bust Magazine, The Hairpin, Ravishly and Eater LA. Fiona writes and performs musical and sketch comedy regularly at the UCB Theatre Los Angeles. She sometimes appears in films and tv shows but honestly never commercials for some reason. Follow her at: @fionasings4u
The “Friend Zone” Is Just an Incel Euphemism
It's time to retire the social concept that objectifies women and encourages stalking and misogyny.
Love It or Loot It
Trump's Cabinet is spending gazillions of our hard-earned dollars to buy themselves gaudy home goods. We show them how to shop like normal people.
Talking to Women: A User’s Guide
Guys, we know, dating is hard, especially in these confusing, pressure-cooker #MeToo times. But being a decent human should not be that complicated.
Republicans in Jail Telling Jokes
Trump and his cronies wanna yuk it up? Ok, fine. But can we move this comedy venue somewhere more appropriate, like, behind bars, forever?
Dear, NYT: It’s Not Us, It’s You
The Gray Lady is flushing decades of dependability down the drain with its increasingly disturbing op-ed hires, turning a Paper of Record into a Paper of Discord.
Everyone Hates a Parade
Except of course for five-time-deferrer “Cadet Bone Spurs” Trump, who is throwing military pageant tantrum.
The Sound of One Orange Man Clapping
Trump united us as a nation with his first State of the Union address—by showing us that we're all in this horrifying 'Shitboat' together.
The Deafening Complacency of Melania Trump
The New York Times thinks the First Lady has a "quiet radicalism." But don't mistake her disdain for her husband as an act of resistance.
We’re Taking Our Shitholes Back!
To save democracy, we need more women like Sen. Dianne Feinstein moving in on Trump’s extremism like a bitch.