January 23, 2015
Feed Frenzy: #SOTU, House Approves H.R. 7, Runway Peen, + More
Obama’s #SOTU Is Strong on Equal Pay, Weak on Abortion The Pres has nothing to lose, yet we face the loss of our reproductive rights.
Joni Ernst Evokes Resourcefulness in her Republican #SOTU Rebuttal with Reference to Wearing Bread Bag Shoes Which are a step above her camo heels.
Tennis Star Eugenie Bouchard Asked to “Twirl” on the Court by Male Interviewer Bouchard called the request “unexpected” … presumably because it’s 2015.
House Puts Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act on Hold. So They Instead Work on Plan B: Approve H.R. 7, Which Would Ban Federal Funding For Abortions They had to do something to crap on the 42nd anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision.
Male Models Show Peen on the Paris Runway Finally, equal opportunity objectification. Oui, oui!
Justice Department Expected to Clear Darren Wilson in Murder of Mike Brown Not even the DOJ will bring justice to this case.
Orthodox Women Launch Israeli Political Party In reaction to the all-male Haredi parties. The party will focus on women’s issues. Mazel tov ladies!
Disneyland Measles Outbreak Worsens With more than 70 cases and counting, the Happiest Place on Earth is now the most contagious. Nice work, anti-vaxxers.
Jay Leno Puts Cosby on Blast “I don’t know why it’s so hard for us to believe women. You go to Saudi Arabia and you need two women to testify against a man. Here you need 25,” he says, stopping us for once from changing the channel.