No matter what side of debate you’re on, we can all agree on the genius of these shutdown-inspired ideas. Thanks, Internet!
If Facebook status updates are any indication, you’d think the worst effect of the shutdown is a bunch of unhappy campers turned away from the national parks. Truth be told, it’s much more than that. But leave it to the hearty American can-do spirit and appetite for entertainment to inspire folks to turn their contempt for Congress into a startup industry of awesome shutdown-related humor. If only our representatives could operate with the same speed and ingenuity—we could get back to what’s really important, like debating Miley’s twerking skills and whether Jimmy or Kanye looked like less of an asshole.
If Congress were an ex, you’d drunk dial them. This site helps you do just that.
This site offers revolving virtual middle fingers to Congress with quotes from us for us, to remind us who exactly these elected representatives are, and why we want them to get back to work (or not…).
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