Jessica Simpson In The Nude

Featuring the Hulk Hogan sex tape, a pregnant Snooki and the queen of all Spanx.
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Jessica Simpson is featured nude and eight months pregnant, in a Demi Moore-like, side-profile, grab-one-breast pose on the latest cover of Elle Magazine. Simpson has also signed on to be the next Weight Watchers spokesperson, which means that her tummy is now booking more gigs than Paul Rudd.

Speaking of pregnancy, Snooki from MTV’s Jersey Shore—deemed by many to be too irresponsible to be a mother—was defended by cast mate, Sammi Sweetheart. “It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” said Ms Sweetheart, both standing up for her friend and plugging another MTV show at the same time.

Former professional wrestler, Hulk Hogan, is allegedly part of a sex tape. Hulk is featured with an “unidentified brunette,” yet he claims to have been unaware he was being filmed. Hopefully, we won’t be forced to see Hogan come off the top rope.

Noel Gallagher, former lead guitarist of Oasis, asserts that if Barack Obama doesn’t win a second term, then he will run for President. Definitely? Or definitely maybe?

The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, cursed at an Australian reporter after she asked if he had packed on a few pounds. We’ll take that as a yes. No word on whether soft-in-the-middle Oliver has yet copyrighted the name, The Fully Clothed Chef.  We know they have Spanx for men, but what about chefs?

Sara Blakely should know. The entrepreneur and originator of Spanx has become the youngest woman on Forbes Magazine’s list of billionaires at only age 41. Didn’t they always say to “visualize them in their underwear?”

And another young woman with bank, Ashley Olsen of the Olsen twins, has decided to quit acting after a 25-year career, in order to concentrate on her burgeoning fashion business. Cue “Taps”...