All the Trimmings
The Advanced Aesthetics Institute is a Wal-Mart for the Extreme Makeover generation - every procedure in the book under one roof
Gone are the days of getting your nose done here, your teeth there and your boobs in LA. Now, you need only fly to Florida, California, or New York, and check into plastic surgery's one-stop shops - of the euphemistically titled Advanced Aesthetic Institute.
The bumph offers a "comprehensive aesthetic enhancement" and the services of the Extreme Makeover dentist. It encourages customers to discuss options with an "architect of beauty" and chat with the "aesthetics concierge"(Perhaps he knows whether room service does implants after midnight). "Achieve your aesthetic potential," beams chairman Richard Rakowski - who's no Jude Law, incidentally - and within weeks you could leave, wrapped like the Mummy, with a new nose, cheeks, chin, eyelids, boobs, lips, thighs, neck and hips. And belly. And ass.
All the place needs now is a psychiatric wing for when you look in the mirror afterwards. "Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else round here..."
Call (561) 802-4180 or visit www.klinger.com.
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