"We are the shield maidens of the Aryan warriors...battling to protect all Aryans from the savagery of muds [non-whites]."

LAist.com kingpin Tony Pierce moves to the main stream, taking control of the LA Times blog world. Will this peg fit into that hole?

What the candidates on the fringe lack in experience, they make up in impalements.

If Good St. Nick has to cut back on his milk and cookies, are other beloved figures due for a personality make-over?

Politicians that try to get real end up falling flat. DAME round up the most shameless bids for sympathy and votes.

"They can have my vibrator when they pry it from my cold, dead hand." –Sherri Williams

These days, the toilet isn't always confined to the bathroom.

Forward-thinking weaponry development explores biological warfare in a whole new way.

Throw out the baby-naming book. There will be no more "Johns" or "Marys". Meet "@".

The future of crime fighting in Los Angeles

Web ads gone mad. The wonderful world of "missed connections," courtesy of our (just too easy a target for us to ignore) neighbors to the north.

Drink your way to a brand new rack!

All 170 Miracle Network hospitals rely on volunteer efforts of all sorts of people. Are you in on this?

Sarah Jessica Parker and Kate Moss go stiletto-to-stiletto over whose new fashion line is just plain better—watch out or you might just lose an eye.

We trawl cyberspace in search of the most amusing and downright bizarre sites on the web

Are you a potential EOO (Enemy Of O'Donnell)? DAME predicts the increasing velocity of Rosie's rants.