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Mini-Me’s Sex Tape: Long and Short of It

Verne Troyer is hugely upset about the unauthorized home porno

by Peter Gilstrap
Posted July 17th, 10:00am | Celeb/Entertainment

Verne Troyer may be shorter than certain dogs, but that hasn’t stopped him from having his very own sex tape, just like more, uh, typically sized Hollywood humans. Troyer, who famously appeared on The Surreal Life drunk, naked and urinating on the floor (no, it wasn’t even the bathroom floor) is none too happy about the unauthorized tape featuring him and his ex, the full-sized Ranae Shrider, doing something you’ll (sadly) never forget.

Troyer claims Shrider handed the steamy, twisted footage over to website TMZ.com after he dumped her. “I feel like I have no privacy," he whined, apparently referring to what little privacy remains after his Surreal Life appearance. Verne says wicked Ranae has even been leaking lies to the press, saying she almost drowned him in a bubble bath.

“There’s no incident like that,” claimed the actor. “She’s coming up with things and telling media anything to make it interesting.” Speaking of interesting, they couple still live together, despite the ruckus. “She's still in the house,” Troyer stated, which “makes it even harder, to, you know, not strangle her.” That, and the fact that he’d have to find a foot stool.
 

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