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Sex Shooter

Get a grip on must-have designer weapons pointed at the ladies

by Peter Gilstrap
Posted May 9th, 6:00am | News

When it comes to the latest in killer fashion, you’d be hard pressed to find a more appropriate accessory than the sexy 20-gauge shotgun from the aesthetically-minded designers at the house of Remington. The wooden stock is a sporty blend of pink and black that makes a dead-on statement that’s hard to ignore. Plus, the catchy slogan “Shoot like a girl if you can!” is emblazoned on the side. And it comes with a matching t-shirt.

One can only imagine a tipsy Lindsay or slightly pickled Paris having a bit of attention-getting, late night fun with one of these slung over the shoulder along with the Chanel handbag, filled with extra rounds, of course. Though, as of yet, matching pink bullets are still a thing of the future.

And, for the girl who doesn’t want to commit to the full bore fashion firepower of the sweet Remington piece, there’s the dainty C2 Taser in metallic pink offering “incredible take down power.” This stylish number deploys two delicate probes that extend to 15 feet, meaning you can get the no-means-no message across with spilling a drop of Chardonnay. And if your assailant is dressed for success, no problem. The C2’s energy can penetrate up to two cumulative inches of clothing. Never was something pink so powerful.

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