Already registered? LOG IN to manage your preferences
ADVERTISEMENT
Subscribe
Did You Say Toilet Paper Foam?
A cleaning product that feels dirty
by Jonathan Bender
Posted May 7th, 6:00am | News
Toilet paper has only been around since the sixth century, it’s about time someone improved upon the base model. The good folks at Aaah LLC think they’ve found the answer - toilet paper foam. Once you’re done giggling, recognize that this is a real product with aloe vera, people.
A pump bottle filled with the equivalent of hand sanitizer for your back-end is the company’s only offering currently. And just in time, otherwise we’d all be perched precariously on a porcelain sink like Amy Poehler in Baby Mama.
The website is worth visiting for the infomercial style video that tells you that, “Aaah foam cleans places that dry toilet paper just can’t.” Bet you didn’t know that area was so nuanced as to require a secondary cleaner. The do-it-yourself wet wipes are available in home size and travel size (good luck explaining that product to the TSA employee pawing through your carry on).
Leave a Comment:
You must login to leave a comment.