By Sanjiv Bhattacharya
Published: Dec 01, 2007
Photography by Globe Photos
Round One - The Look:
Not how women actually dress when they’re shopping on 5th Avenue, but how a team of snarky gay men imagine they would
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Skinny London club girls queuing for the bathroom
Winner: Kate
Round Two - Liable to attract:
Decent, bookish men who wear cardigans and make musicals
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Degenerate junkie poets who wear prison overalls and make headlines
Winner: Sarah
Round Three - "In Vogue":
Would be ahead of its time...if this was 1998
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Always in fashion - looks as good now as it would have 10 years ago
Winner: Kate
Round Four - "Practical":
Tendency to crease - requires more maintenance with each passing year
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Immune to age or wear and tear - can be dragged through the dirt and still come out looking gorgeous
Winner: Kate
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Cocaine Kate takes it, 3-1!
Tune in next month for Elizabeth Kucinich vs Michelle Obama - who’s the greater campaign asset?
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