Need to get pump-tacular?

guidofistpump shows you how

Apparently there's more to talk about in New Jersey than just scandalous Assemblyman and online drawings for Springsteen tix.
In the time honored tradition of bringing you sites like hotchickswithdouchebags and rockandrollconfdential, we'd like to introduce you to latest "in sites from guys you'd never date", guidowithfistpump.com.

While there's been some debate in the past about the real provenance of the fist pump, Long Island vs. New Jersey,  guidofistpump is dedicated to the "only form of dance accepted on the jersey shore" which is, um, the fist pump. And ,in case you're planning a trip down the shore, but are worried about having the right moves, the site is kind enough to include a 3-step lesson... with step 3 being "repeat."

guidofistpump has lots of videos of guidos, you guessed it, fist pumping. And then there are the photos of guidettes, who apparently "the world over are already going nuts over the jersey shore dancing"

Right, we're sure there are hordes of Parisian guidettes running for their passports.

Clo-Fu For You!

Have a bite of the world’s most eligible bachelor—or not

George Clooney is, like, totally yum. While we may have entertained certain Dr. Ross fantasies in the past, ingesting his sweat is definitely NOT one of them. 

PETA is counting on us getting over that gross little detail. They’re hoping the grey-haired hunk will let them use his sweat (acquired via a gym towel) to create a line of tofu that will be flavored like the actor/activist. Named “CloFu,” of course.

The animal rights group has done some strange things in the past (ex: veggie porn ad).  This particular stunt, however, may be evidence that they’ve gone completely batshit crazy. Aside from the multitude of creepy issues that ingesting the secretions of another human beings brings up, what exactly would George-flavored tofu taste like? Serious yet funny? Handsome without being pretty? Salty but with a hint of his B.O.?

Gag me with a spoon.  No one is that hot.
 

Another Worst Album Cover - EVER!

Sanjaya, 1987 called, it wants it's album art back

Desperate to expand your list of worst album cover's ever?  Well our friends at Disgrasian found something for you.  American Idol reject, Sanjaya Malakar, best known for his "gay, not gay, faux hawk" is releasing his first EP Dancing to the Music in My Head.  

"..... somewhere, all huddled together in a room: the Debarge guys, Menudo kids, Lionel Richie, and Billy Ocean in fetal position on the floor, punching themselves in their respective neckmeats for not coming up with this album cover themselves." 

For those of you who can't get enough craptastic music, run, don't walk, cause its on pre-order at Amazon.

For the rest of us, we're just trying to recover from the temporary blindless.  

Little (photo) Shop of Horrors

Self portraits gone oh so wrong

We chuckled at the Sarah Palin head photoshopped on a gun wielding, bikini body; did a double take when we saw the pics of Oscar De La Hoya in drag and seriously wonder about every single magazine cover we see.

But we're not laughing now. Check out these photoshop self portraits at speckyboy.com.    We'll be impressed with the artistry just as soon as we stop being terrified.

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