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Have a bite of the world’s most eligible bachelor—or not
Posted by Joann Yeh Litt at March 13th, 11:00am | Celeb/Entertainment
George Clooney is, like, totally yum. While we may have entertained certain Dr. Ross fantasies in the past, ingesting his sweat is definitely NOT one of them.
PETA is counting on us getting over that gross little detail. They’re hoping the grey-haired hunk will let them use his sweat (acquired via a gym towel) to create a line of tofu that will be flavored like the actor/activist. Named “CloFu,” of course.
The animal rights group has done some strange things in the past (ex: veggie porn ad). This particular stunt, however, may be evidence that they’ve gone completely batshit crazy. Aside from the multitude of creepy issues that ingesting the secretions of another human beings brings up, what exactly would George-flavored tofu taste like? Serious yet funny? Handsome without being pretty? Salty but with a hint of his B.O.?
Gag me with a spoon. No one is that hot.
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