Tiny Penis Contest: Win An iPad

A Danish website is trying to find the man with the smallest penis. Morten Fabricius, owner of Denmark-based erotica site Singlesex.dk, which is sponsoring the contest, told Raw Story that “it’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.” It’s nice to come across someone in the sex industry who really has a message to teach the world.  

To enter, a contestant simply has to send a photo of his erect penis with a measuring tape next to it, which will then be posted on the site. Whoever submits the shortest pointer wins an iPhone, as does another winner chosen by the lady members of the site.  So, even if yours isn’t the smallest, you could get points for cuteness and symmetry. The second and third place winners will each get an iPad3. Depending on one’s current Apple product needs, you might actually be aiming your little one at a silver or bronze finish. 

The contest has only been up for a short while, and already there are concerns of fraudulent pictures—which just goes to show you the lengths that men will go to for a new gadget.