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VP Wants Girls to Biden Their Time
Joe Biden Serves Up Dating Tips.
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Dating is hard enough as it is. If Vice President Joe Biden had his way women wouldn’t start going out until they’re thirty.
The Vice President made an impromptu stop to shake hands and kiss babies when he met with firefighters and their families of the Hillsborough Firehouse in North Carolina. He met a young girl who he doled out his standard sage advice, “No dates until you’re 30”. Another young woman introduced him to her brother, and he told him: “Know what my dad used to say? You have one job: Keep boys away from your sister.”
Joe Biden has done this before. He provided similar wisdom to the daughters of freshman senators last year when he swore them in to office.
What “Uncle Joe” doesn’t realize is just how difficult the dating market is today. Women can’t wait until their thirties. By then all the “good ones” are gone. Write to Joe Biden today and tell him to lower the dating limit to at least 25. Because these eggs have timers.
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