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The 'Anti-Cheating' Wedding Ring
At last, a ring that proves you’re in a bad marriage.
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Trust is the cornerstone of a solid, lasting relationship. But when you don’t have that you can always drop $550 on an “anti-cheating” wedding ring.
The ring has the words “I’m married” carved on the inside. When or if the wearer removes it, the words leave a lasting imprint of your commitment on the ring finger. Well, at least for 20 minutes or so. Once that fades, then all bets are off. One must simply go on faith at that point.
It’s troubling enough that anyone should feel they need a ring like this. But just in case you buy one and it doesn’t work, don’t lose faith. Next year may well see rings that leave the imprint of “Herpes” or “Whore.” If that doesn’t work, you can always pull a Lisbeth Salander and tattoo your mates worst qualities to their chest so their prospective one-night stand can know they are taken.
And if all else fails, you can always marry the right person!
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