Pippa Middleton Parties With Dwarves

Six Secret Service agents have now lost their jobs over the scandal in Colombia. At the center is a 24-year-old prostitute who told the New York Times that one agent agreed to pay her $800 for a night of sex but the next morning only offered $30. The Secret Service may be willing to take a bullet, but they sure aren’t good at bargaining.

The U.S. Army has cancelled rocker Ted Nugent’s opening act appearance for a scheduled concert at Fort Knox, citing Nugent’s recent comments against President Obama and the current administration at an NRA convention. Don’t expect “Hail to the Chief” to be replaced by “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” any time soon.

Two black men sued ABC saying they were rejected from the show The Bachelor because of their race. The suit says ABC has never put a single person of color in the central role of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. No word on how long the statue of limitations might be against Friends.

Pippa Middleton attended a wild Paris costume bash, featuring dwarves, strippers, bondage outfits and a woman-fire eater, only hours before she was photographed as a passenger in a convertible, laughing while the driver aimed what looked to be a semi-automatic weapon at a photographer. This may be what they meant by the Royal family having a “common touch.”

The wife of Taylor Hanson, the oldest brother from the singing trio, Hanson, is expecting their fifth child. Hands up who watched the “MMM Bop” video all those years ago and thought, “I bet that oldest one is really virile?”

Speaking of virile, remember “pregnant man”? Thomas Beatie, the first man, born a woman, to legally give birth to a child, has separated with his wife. Which means he will also be the first man, born a woman, to legally owe palimony.