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Kate Winslet's Breasts are Missing!
A Canadian bit-part actress was arrested for allegedly stalking Alec Baldwin. The 40-year-old woman had been sending the “30 Rock” star disturbing emails for several weeks professing love, calling him “husband,” and begging to bear Baldwin’s children. You play “Words with Friends” with someone one time...
Film censors in China have edited out Kate Winslet’s 3-D breasts in the immortal nude portrait scene in “Titanic.” The censorship happened because moviegoers might “reach out their hands for a touch and thus interrupt other people’s viewing.” Leo DiCaprio’s swashbuckling hair, however, has been left in.
The Catholic League is peeved at how nuns are portrayed in the new “Three Stooges” remake. Larry David, dressed in drag, and SI Swimsuit Edition cover girl, Kate Upton, scantily clad in a habit-kini, are at the center of the controversy. Since the Academy doesn’t tabulate its Sister members, there’s no telling how this might affect the “Stooges” in the Oscar race.
Newark Mayor Cory Booker raced into a burning house to save a woman’s life. His Honor quickly shunned the title “hero,” instead calling himself just a good neighbor. He also didn’t admit that it interrupted his flight directing North Korea’s missile harmlessly into the Yellow Sea.
A dozen Secret Service agents sent to Colombia to protect President Barack Obama during an international summit were relieved of their duty and sent home amid allegations of some compromising positions with prostitutes in Cartagena. Certainly, this is one instance where you can blame bush.
And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally engaged to be married. After six kids and seven years together, one has to wonder, how can we be certain they are ready to take this leap?