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Beer Mittens
Beer Mittens
When you really need to nurse that beer.
Of all the stupid, made-for-meatheads products being marketed in advance of the Superbowl, this weird beer mitten may be the stupidest. Billed as the Original Scandinavian Koozie (huh?) that “Keeps your hands warm and your beverage cold!” the Skuuzi can be yours for a mere $29.99! (Half off with a Groupon!)
That’s right, for $30, you can give up the ability to use your hand (left or right, it fits both) for anything other than holding a beer. You would think a regular old glove or mitten would do the trick should you happen to be at a tailgate in the tundra, but maybe you need the added security of knowing you can’t accidentally open your hand. (On the plus side, they’re hand-made and fair trade.)
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