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Chocolate Weapons
Chocolate Weapons
If the man in your life loves you as much as he loves the 2nd Amendment, then check out ChocolateWeapons.com for the perfect Valentines gift. This Utah-based company stocks a selection of handguns, bullets and grenades, specifically for those who believe in the right to bear arms, and then eat them. And if you run out of hollow points, don’t worry, enterprising San Diego-based ChocolateAmmo.com offers a DIY kit to help you make as many as you like.
So go ahead, bite the bullet and order death by chocolate this February 14th. And just in case your St Valentines Day Massacre gets a bit messy, there’s always SoapWeapons.com to blow the stains away.
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